CNN News Amazed By Real Life Superhero Phoenix Jones

I would be lying if I said I hadn't thought of doing this back when I was 30 something. It was do-able.

• Neoprene diving suit.
• Rubber impact reductive inner core.
• Vulcanized outer armor.
• Pneumatic muscle and reaction enhancing bionics hard wired into my brain for faster response time. (Maybe +10-15%)*
• Polyurethane pellet gun for low impact distance shots.*
• Lite weight nun chucks for crowd control.
• GPS Trackers I could throw and they would stick.
• Climbing shoes with titanium enhanced toes for climbing walls quickly.*
• And a flash light.

What should we call him? Brick. Dirty Justice. Dirty Brick?
(***As time and finance permit)